Slučaj Gavrilović

Nekoć su Hrvatskim McDonald'sima hodali klaunovi. A danas? Samo obični smrtnici. Pitanje je: zašto?
Za sve je kriv samo jedan čovjek, Đuro Gavrilović. Sve je bilo dobro, sve dok se Milan Kujundžić nije udružio s Ruskom mafijom. Nije bio zadovoljan vladanjem tadašnjeg predsjednika Stjepana Mesića, a ni njegovim bujnim obrvama. Te kobne noći 2008. godine, Ruska mafija je nagovorila Milana da kupi McDonald's. No, kako je Milan bio samo obićan doktor, zamolio je za to svojeg prijatelja Đuru Gavrilovića. Đuro je pristao, ali samo zato da se osveti svojim roditeljima koji ga nisu voljeli i nazvali ga Đuro, i posalje im pokvarene hamburgere. Nakon što je Đuro kupio McDonald's, Ruska mafija je dosla i otela sve klaunove koji su do tada radili u McDonald'su kako bi im oni otkrili tajnu hamburgera, jer je njima bio zabranjen ulazak u sve McDonald'se svijeta. Klaunovi nisu mogli trpiti to mučenje, te su predali tajnu. Ali nakon toga mafija ih je zarobila, i oni su jos dan danas zarobljeni, samo sto nitko ne zna gdje. Posto Milan nije bio zadovoljan predsjednikom, pokusao ga se rjesiti, ali na vlast je dosao jos gori, jos kobniji vladar, Ivo Josipovic, on je naime prisilio Đuru da u McDonald's uvede salate, Đuro se protivio, ali Ivo je zaprijetio da ce ga predati Illuminatima, tako da je Đuro morao uvesti salate. No, posto je Milan razocarao Rusku mafiju, oni su nasli novu krticu unutar Hrvatske, Kolindu Grabar Kitarevic, koja je nedavno postala prva Hrvatska predsjednica, samo zato sto se udruzila s Ruskom Mafijom. Samo je pitanje vremena kakve ce ona promjene uvesti u nas voljeni McDonald's... ako ga se jos uvijek tako moze nazvati...

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Kolinda Grabar Kitarović was born in a far far land called Croatia in the time when dragons walked the earth an dinosaurs flew in the sky or was it the other way around... Anyway Kolinda lived in a small house in a village called Grabar. She lived with her parents and 2 sisters. One day to the village came a young boy called Adolf. He was from a german family. He went to school with Kolinda. One morning, before class, Kolinda was walking down the corridor when she bumped into someone so her books splattered on the floor. That someone was Adolf. Their eyes met and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. Adolf started to apologise and pick up her books. Kolinda was confused. This never happened to her. She was in love. She felt the butterflies in her stomach every time she looked at him. When she came home she was glowing with happiness. Her sisters realised what wa going on. They questioned her until she gave up. Soon her father, that wasnt in a good relationship with the Hitler family, grounded her so she couldnt go outside. Kolinda all sad sat next to her window in hope her prince will one day come. Adolf noticed that Kolinda wasnt in school so after class he went to the cabin Kitarović. When he saw his beloved he broke the window and saved her from captivity. Together they moved to Russia, but when Adolf heard Kolinda was carrying a baby left her and moved to Germany. Kolinda joined the russian mafia and thats how Kolinda became the president of Croatia.